Fernando

Doesnt know how to wear timberlands. Wastes lots of money on a girl.

Fernando someone who talks dumb

by Doggie_6969 February 16, 2019

Franz Ferdinand

Austro-Hungarian Monarch. Shot. Dead. WW1. So they say.

- or -

Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".

I went to a totally like underground Franz Ferdinand concert and only like really clever people who get it were there because it wasn't advertised except on the internet like and in a coded advert in The List that you had to be a totally clever like fan to understand. And I was there so I said the guy, I was like "I'm like your biggest fan and I knew you all before you were like really popular" and he was like "oh really well why don't you come in for like free then" and I was like "yeah" and I got in like totally free. It was so cool just like being so much like everyone else but in a totally like original and alternative way yeah.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Fernando

the shittiest person at school who makes annoying jokes and is 100% gay but others dont know it yet

fuck its fernando run

by fortniteisforgaybabies December 14, 2018

Dirty Fernando

When a man shits on his balls.

The man was suffering from a dirty Fernando

by Redsox47777777 November 5, 2010

Fernando

Sky Crapper Da Turd

Plays basketball (tries to)
Usually Spoiled and a good friend
Secretly gay

Oh, there we go again. Fernando is obsessing over another girl.

by Justin Frenlan May 31, 2018

Fernando

A tweaker who likes men and who has a small cock nigga who asks wanna buy some aderall?

“Stay away from Fernando. He is a fiend... the super fiend.”

by Evilsweeney November 5, 2018

fernando

fernando’s are dick riding assholes that eat any girl out when they get the chance. most fernando’s go for ratchet crabby girls that have stank ass cooches. fernando’s are known to flirt with any girl that wants to ride him. fernando is incapable of a relationship. don’t fuck a fernando their dicks are all uncircumcised.

girl- “bro fernando said he wanted to fuck , what should i say”
girl 2: “don’t he definitely has a small ass dick”

by sillybeech April 27, 2019