fassbender

The foremost description for a bearded illustrator chap named Dan. Also the surname of a home-erotic actor with a panchant for Greek Mythology

"Oi Dan you fassbender."

by ScratFish June 17, 2009

fass

verb. 1. when you get 0/0 on any extra credit assignment. 2. when you are talking about a test, quiz, or other school related assignment, and a parent walks in.

1. Friend: Yeah, I didn't do the spanish wordsearch that Sra. **** gave out.
You: Really? I fassed it too!

2. Friend: so how'd you do on the social studies quiz in Mr. ********'s class?
You: Oooooh... I totally f...(parent walks in)..assed it! it was soooooo easy! Hi Mom!

by Prplman May 14, 2009

Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

fagsoup

Fagsoup is a term used to define a variety of fags coming together in one location. Kind of how America is known as "the melting pot," fagsoup is like that, but for fags.

Whoa! There is a whole lot of fagsoup going on in this biker bar tonight!

by rivikki November 16, 2009

Fashoil

Derived from the two words "fish" and "oil" Fashoil is the equivalent to saying for sure, or fo sho!

Brad: Did you see that sexy blonde woman and her sexy brunette best friend?

Chad: Oh fashoil bro! They were lookin' too fine.

by chadchaddinson April 26, 2011

Fasses

Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.

"How's our fasses doing today?"

by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013

fasnoobidouche

Fasnoobidouche is a combination of fat, stupid, noob, and douche. The fat part can be replaced with fag possibly.

Look at that fasnoobidouche. He really pisses me off.

by Maxwell Gagliardi May 30, 2006