A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
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Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
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1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009
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a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Get the farternocker mug.A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.
Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012
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