Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
by Fiendmummy May 24, 2011
by IWillNeverTell August 07, 2012
A Fancy Bitch is a species often encountered in our society. Most of its members are of pubescent age, although there exist some young adult encounters. A fancy bitch is usually an attractive female and nothing more, at first glance, but to the trained eye, this species is indeed extraordinary. Its habits include shopping. visiting facebook, instagram, tweeter, her space or whatever you youths do, and posting countless useless and identical photos of its nights out, or deep quotes, contemplating the meaning of love, how it got hurt, and how all the males are pigs.
On mating season, the fancy bitch will reduce its clothing, opening itself to the cold, rain, and throbbing sausages, among other things, in hopes of attracting a male. After the poor sod chooses the female, it's his turn to prove his worth by enduring all sorts of torture like shopping and taking photos of heart shaped hand gestures. Once the male realizes the mistake of choosing the Fancy Bitch, he breaks off from his partner, and the Fancy Bitch returns to its other activities, particularly the posting of quotes about the meaning of love.
On mating season, the fancy bitch will reduce its clothing, opening itself to the cold, rain, and throbbing sausages, among other things, in hopes of attracting a male. After the poor sod chooses the female, it's his turn to prove his worth by enduring all sorts of torture like shopping and taking photos of heart shaped hand gestures. Once the male realizes the mistake of choosing the Fancy Bitch, he breaks off from his partner, and the Fancy Bitch returns to its other activities, particularly the posting of quotes about the meaning of love.
"Dude, I dated Dana for a while - she's such a fancy bitch, approach her only for academical purposes"
"I so detest interacting with this species, but for science, I shall study her"
"I so detest interacting with this species, but for science, I shall study her"
by Εl Greco August 30, 2016
The act of giving a rim job with a Frozen dessert. Such as Italian Ice, Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, or Gelato.
Usually performed by a woman over the age of 45.
Usually performed by a woman over the age of 45.
Grandson- "Hey I was at my grandma's house and I walked in on her and her neighbor Performing a Fancy Nancy"
Dad- " You're grandmother is a whore son"
Dad- " You're grandmother is a whore son"
by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010
Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.
by Combinatoric April 01, 2017
by Kenny Powers9664 February 18, 2011
Prostitute: Hey Boy, BJ for €10!
Man: No thank you
Prostitute: Why not?
Man: I just don't want one
Prostitute: Whats wrong with you, You are the fancy boy?
Man: Why thank you, yes I am a fancy boy
Man: No thank you
Prostitute: Why not?
Man: I just don't want one
Prostitute: Whats wrong with you, You are the fancy boy?
Man: Why thank you, yes I am a fancy boy
by Club Tropicana February 06, 2009