tau kappa epsilon

The worst fraternity ever, accepting toolbag that rushes.

Guy 1: Dude look at all the reject pledges at tau kappa epsilon.

Guy 2: You know what they say, if you can't go greek go tke.

by Not Applicable January 5, 2008

Theo Epstein

See: GENIUS

The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!

Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!

by The Green Monster January 11, 2005

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Largest douchebags ever. They think that they're all hot shit but they ain't. In fact, they don't do shit, except each each other's own shit. Quality frat boy bonding right there. I haven't met a single Sig Ep guy yet who possesses the high standards of decency and mannerisms that they hold themselves to. Realistically, if you're rich parents can write off a check, you're in.

Girl 1: Ugh! He was such a douchebag!

Girl 2: Wait, you mean a Sigma Phi Epsilon?

Girl 1: Yeah, that's what I meant! I just cannot even bear to say their name aloud.

by nofratshere April 3, 2011

epistemizzle

gangsta for epistemology

Yo, epistemizzle is all about the brizzle in the vizzle

by Frankenstizzle September 29, 2009

Epistosity

A measurement of epic-ness

"Look at the size of that stadium!" "Yeah, it's a 10 bagillion on the epistosity scale!

by Slappy B October 26, 2009

epistoric

(adj) describing events or feats beyond the appropriate scope of the word epic

root words: epic, historic

pronouned: e-piss-ter-ic

1. Leonidas's epistoric battle with the Persians

2. an epistoric photo of your best friend on a giant bronze statue of george washington on a horse

by southpaw286 January 2, 2010

epithinitis

A condition characterized by the decrease in the density of the outermost layers of the skin, or thinning of the skin.

"I never used to cut myself shaving and now it happens all the time."
"You must have epithinitis."

by Dr. Placebo February 16, 2010