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Empty Bag

Meaning to kick someone so hard in the balls, that they disappear into thin air. Hence, you will not have them anymore, they will be gone or empty.
Girl: If you don't shut up I'll give YOU an empty bag!
Boy: Do what?
Girl: Yeah! It's a thinker, but you don't want it to happen!
by A t.v. show watcher. August 19, 2011
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empowerful

What a woman is who doesn't have actual power but is very good at catering to the beauty myth. Originated by Twisty Faster at I Blame The Patriarchy.
She may only earn 3/4 of what a man earns, but she damn well has the empower to look sexy doing it in her cheapcrap push-up bra from Victoria’s Secret. She has the empower to demand pink products from manufacturers. She has the empower to cry out ‘I did it for me!’ when she gets her boob job; maybe she even has the empower to believe it. The empowerful woman is saucy, yet feminine. Clever, yet feminine. In her early thirties, yet feminine. Heterosexual, yet feminine. Stays in shape eating Lean Cuisine and sweating blue Gatorade while kickboxing in slow motion, yet feminine. Yes, the empowerful woman is many things. Too bad powerful isn’t one of them.

--Twisty
by Amanda Marcotte May 16, 2007
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Emetophiliac

someone who gets off turned on when someone throws up on them.
I just found out Tino is an emetophiliac!
by ohh yeaa June 3, 2004
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Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.
The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.
by Nike! December 24, 2008
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emetophile

Someone who feels immense sexual pleasure from the witnessing the act or sound of puking. Said person may also become extremely turned on by puking, or being puked on.
Dang man! You're soooo lucky your girlfriend's an emetophile!
by puke-master_flex March 10, 2009
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empty one's sack

The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.
Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.
by Duncolini January 14, 2008
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emporio

leet hacking crew coding downz
I grabbed the latest emporio downz last night they owned
by Nemmie April 10, 2005
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