Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018

Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

Emmerson

if you meet her run the other way, she will bully you until you bow down to her stay strong and stand up to her well these are the words best to describe for the Emmerson I know she only thinks about her self and doesn't care for others feelings most people stay by her side only because they don't wanna get bullied it may seem harsh but if you truly knew her what would you do?

Girl 1: Oh god it's Emmerson hide!
Emmerson: Come out and I'll go easy on you

by SpiritWolf136 October 10, 2018

emersen

an incredbly hot man with huge body parts. Females are attracted to his dick. He is soooooooooooooo hotttttttttttttt and is smokin
Emerson

Just fuck u emersen

by Skullkarus January 23, 2017

emerson

a cesspool in bergen county, nj

I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.

by ex-emersonian September 9, 2005

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

emmerz

a special nickname saved for the individuals who are always the last ones to get jokes. generally thought of as "slow."

person1: ROFLOL
person2: BAHAHA
emmerz: wait what?!?!

by noreally? April 7, 2009