Eleven-finger Massage

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.

Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.

by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010

eleventyfour

1- Is one more than eleventythree and one less than eleventyfive

2- A number used by retards

1- There are eleventyfour people in that chat room

2- "HAHA!!!111 i w0n 8y ELEVENTYFOUR!!!!!!!!!111111

by stupidman August 21, 2006

Eleven

When a female or a male is beyond a ten, they're are just too sexy/awesome it makes your teeth hurt.

Ohhh fuck me, Joe is an ELEVEN!

by ilytoo April 13, 2009

Nine-Eleventy

An emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pronouncement of impending national doom, with such pronouncements often coinciding with upcoming elections and/or with recently published polling data reflecting ever-diminishing popularity ratings of the Nine-Eleventy "decider".

"Some critics claim that when the government's in trouble they get all Nine-Eleventy up in this bitch." Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)

by KatieOh! July 5, 2006

elvina/m4rzyu

They are a sussy baka 😈/jj

elvina/m4rzyu is swag

by cottagekitty (cynthia/tsukii) October 4, 2021

7-eleven

get in and get out(hit it and quit it)

she's a 7-eleven hoe

by savage7eleven January 8, 2011

Nine-Eleven

1. Verb To seriously damage/hurt unexpectedly, and afterwards try to recollect pride in oneself.

2. A stronger form of "Pearl Harbor"

Man 1: So I hear you just got out of jail? From how you're walking, you must've gotten Nine-Elevened hard!
Man 2: I don't wanna talk about it...

Girl 1: Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?!
Girl 2: I was just Nine-Elevened in the parking lot! *tears*

by whatsapseudonymman September 6, 2011