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Election

A periodic mass ritual legitimising the delegation of popular sovereignty to an empowered few, performed in the name of “democracy” but in reality employed often to consummate its usurpation.
Just as how most students only study for exams rather than for intellectual and spiritual enrichment, most politicians (in a “democracy”) only work for elections rather than serving and leading the people with compassion and vision.
by Humposer February 9, 2023
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2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020
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election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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septi-elected

When someone or something wins the seventh term.
That person was septi-elected (re-re-re-re-re-re-elected).
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
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2024 election

An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.
ah... the 2024 election, just like any other election
by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024
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2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.
Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
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socialist elect

Term used for the Biden/Harris campaign win taking the country in a different political direction.
The socialist elect appointed more cabinet members today.
by Jack Fenetre December 3, 2020
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