The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

by ringo_soup December 27, 2019

speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020

Elder High School

Police training academy for underprivileged kids who didn’t get into any other schools

Jimmy didn’t get into St X so he’s gonna go to Elder High School to become a cop

by Tiggle Bitty Boys September 12, 2019

Elara

The 12th Moon of Jupiter

The 11th Moon is Ganymede, and the 13th is Leda... So that means Elara must be the 12th Moon of Jupiter

by missanonymous March 11, 2012

eldercut

An out-of-style haircut. A haircut your elders might order. Usually used by a young person ordering an out-of-date haircut style.

Barber: What'll it be today.

Jimmy: Better make it an eldercut. I've got a job interview this week.

by Steve Hartman July 21, 2008

elder god heavy

a pedophile loser fat fuck cuck who spends his life cheating in a dead ass game

"I AM THE SPECTRE I AM ELDER GOD HEAVY"
"shut the fuck up fat pedo cunt"

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV August 4, 2021