Ebola

Level 4 pathogen that the world, mostly ignorant people, are stressing over way too much. The influenza virus is 20 times more dangerous and is easier to catch. You are more likely to witness an obese woman fall from a roller coaster before you catch Ebola.

Retard1: Hey you should be careful, aren't you afraid of getting Ebola?

Educated person: No you fucktard.

by kyle_kaotic October 14, 2014

ebola

The reason for everything that is somehow related to being sick

Cara: *cough*
Everybody around her: EBOLA!!!

by satanxx November 8, 2014

egologomaniac

(ADJ.) Insane, crazy, unable to be sane, lives in the shadows and wears tight clothes to enclose their innerselves (emotionals), also known as the "other side". Can be seen in many high school cliches as the punk or goth, with a lower self esteem. Usually carries around a 50 inch pocket knife with the word "Doom" written on the edge of the blade. They design gangs and write their "logos" everywhere during the night.

This is not a joke...

TEACHER: Hey everyone, today we are talking about stereotypes!
STUDENT 012: Aww that's lame!
STUDENT 003: This always leads to something bad!
TEACHER: I know, but this is why we must learn more of what we are.
STUDENT 495: What are you saying?!
TEACHER: I'm saying that we must all reveal who we really are.
STUDENT 666: I'm NOT CRAZY!
TEACHER: What?
STUDENT 666: IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE BARN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! NOOO!
TEACHER: Please calm down!
STUDENT 666: ~kills class~ HAHAHAHAHA
GOD: What an egologomaniac...

by Don't Blink May 27, 2006

Ebola

A disease outbreak in West Africa that withheld our attention for a while. Somtimes used sarcastically but severely serious.

sarcastically: " What am I gonna get Ebola" or non sarcastically "Ebola is rare and deadly."

by CoolGal1313 January 17, 2015

Ebola

Something you'll never get

Friend 1: Did you hear about that Ebola virus?
Friend 2: I know, all of america won't calm the hell down about it. Must not know the definition.

by fatyg5 November 6, 2014

ebola

Used on an episode of mad TV, it is a synnonym of/for
the bomb, cool, sweet, the shit, awesome, dank, clutch, HxCore, badass, etc.

yo man, that shit was ebola.

by ya brother June 3, 2006

ebola-head

The technical medical term for getting fellatio from a prostitute or someone with ebola.

Example 1:

"Dude, you just got a blow job from that hooker with hemorrhagic fever!"

"I know, but it was some great ebola-head..."

Example 2:

"Brah, let's fly to Liberia and get some ebola-head!"

"You're crazy, kook! Why the hell would we do that?!?"

"Brah, because they suck you off as if their life depends on it!"

by Shane Holmes October 16, 2014