Dismo

a) act of greeting someone or saying goodbye to someone.

b) a hardcore thug.

a) "Dismo, nigga"

b) Holy crap! Look at that dismo!!"

by hellSpawn September 15, 2003

desmond

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

Dyson

A term used to describe females (or males) that give many blowjobs to others. Dyson can also refer to a slut or skank.

This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"

A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.

by cooldude505 August 4, 2009

desmond

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

by tommy f April 25, 2006

Desmond

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

by GeoffH October 2, 2006

Dysmomlia

The inability for a mom to associate the name with the child being scolded at that moment. See also: Dysnomlia.

“I laugh every time the dysmomlia kicks in and Mom has to run through all my siblings names before she finally calls me by my name!”

by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018

Rugby dysmorphia

Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.

Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".

Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".

by king mick April 19, 2018