not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

Dick dressed up

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Well-Dressed Wednesday

Every month's third wednesday, you dress overly formal, honouring Well-Dressed Wednesday

Rego: What will you wear on Well-Dressed Wednesday?
Misi: A blue Suit with a matching blue tie.

by Gojjo January 22, 2022

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

butt dressed

As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.

Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.

by prollygon May 12, 2011

deppressed

How a fangirl feels after watching a Johnny Depp movie, because he doesn't know she exists.

I was so Deppressed after watching Pirates of the Caribbean. Why can't Jack be my pirate?

by 123bree November 2, 2010