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Donkey Dick

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't
by wt57 July 25, 2017
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donk

An award given at The Donkey Awards - A Donk.
Invented as abusive slang by bomd.at.tt
An award given at The Donkey Awards - A Donk.
Vulgar : You utter DONK ! - Loser dickhead maggot moron fish molester.
by netdevel March 18, 2005
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Donk

to get messed up so bad that you steal old peoples underwear when they go to take a dump.
I got so donked this weakend.
by Spanky mc Wackwack December 12, 2003
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Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
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donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.
"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010
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donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human
by plattendreher March 15, 2012
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Donkey Ram

1. To have wild sex while having an enormous sized penis.
2. To thrust even harder during intercourse while having a huge penis.
3. To deliberately ram your penis into a vagina that is to small for it.
4. To give your woman so many inches and thickness that she ultimately inches away from you, only to fall off the bed on to the floor.
1. My girl wanted me to fuck her hard so i whipped it out and

gave her the donkey ram!

2. That girl looks like she needs a good donkey ram!

3. (adj) I got to donkey rammin' my girl so hard that i fucked her off the bed and she fell off!
by Jasonese March 4, 2013
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