Located in southeastern Pennsylvania, Great Valley High
School is best known for the Mad Dumper: A student who believes in the
beauty of the fecal matter he expunges from his sphinctor. Rubbing it all over the walls of
school, this heroe has brought forth a better understanding of our true selves and reminds us of the age old question: Why does corn stick to my doo-doo?
"The Mad Dumper struck again! There is
poo all over the
boy's bathroom. I swear to God, I think it was
Rita Jones" -Billy Ray Cyrus (GVHS class of 2002)