dummies

fake dope in the form of soap, or dried ice made to look like real dope

yo kid i burnt dat fool thought he had some ready rock, but it was nuthin but a dummies

by zany Zane October 1, 2007

dumperbate

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

by jaywix May 17, 2009

dumpee

Thoe one getting dumped in a relationship.

Person 1: When someone's getting dumped there's a dumper and a dumpee!
Everyone: Ooooh!
Person 2: And I'm the dumper!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

by thatguywhodidthatthingonetime October 31, 2013

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

front dumping

ejaculation

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."

by chester99 March 18, 2018

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004