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Wiki-dumbass

Someone that is always trying to one-up you with his latest gleanings from wikipedia. Unfortunately, he is usually wrong, butting into the conversation, or giving unrelated or unwarranted information.
During a conversation between person A and person B, person C will jump in with, "Oh you didn't know that? According to wikipedia..."

Person A responds, "We did know that, but we weren't really talking about that, anyway. Thanks Wiki-dumbass!"
by Stacy Minter December 16, 2007
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dumass

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

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(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.
Maybe if you weren't such a dumass, people wouldn't kick you.
by kyleisnotajew September 3, 2005
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Dumbass

When a people acts like a stupid ass and didn't even think of wtf there saying. Someone like Jacob.
"Hey Kristina," want to come to the library w/ me?" said Jacob.

"Sure," said Kristina.

Few Days Later.

"That was a great date," said Jacob.

"WHAT? YOU DUMBASS, THAT WASN'T A DATE?" said Kristina.
by ladybooxfoo September 25, 2009
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dumbassing

To be doing something worthy of making you a dumbass.
"Damn it Steve, quit dumbassing around and start feeling up those spoons!"
by Tex Mex March 8, 2005
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dumbassity

When a person is being stupid you might refer to their stupidity. When a person is being an idot you might refer to their idocracy. When a person is just being a DUMB ASS you can now refer to their "dumbassity."
My boss wants me to come in early to work without getting paid. I am thinking that he has a severe case of dumbassity.
by daddybowie April 21, 2009
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Dumassify

To explain something obvious to someone. to put into layman's terms or to break it down for them to that they can understand it. To dumb-ass-ify it.
"You don't understand? Let me dumassify it for you..."
by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011
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law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
by wookieewagon September 21, 2013
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