drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

Homo Drunk

Normally a straight guy who gets drunk and then gets touchy feely with other guys, and says homosexual comments to them. A straight guy hitting on another guy, only when he gets drunk.

Mike was all over Todd lastnight after he drank a bottle of wine. He kept grabbing his ass and telling him he loved him! Another Homo Drunk night for Mike!

by Seamus1 September 12, 2011

dunlap drunk

Beyond wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you add syllables to words, lose your phone, hook up with random chicks in elevators, etc.

Person One - "Wow man I feel like shit today. Musta gotten white girl wasted last night."

Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"

by dailydump891 January 2, 2012

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

sushi drunk

one of the highest forms of satisfaction. such as getting drunk off wine or champagne is a very happy drunk, getting full off sushi is the happiest form of fullness.

"oh i feel so good right now after that crunchy roll"
"you must be at the peak of your sushi drunk"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

drunk strength

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.

I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!

by RGI January 3, 2009