When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.
I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.
by funkytown59 September 16, 2009
Get the Rocky Mountain Back Draft mug.A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.
Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.
Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.
My bad.
by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017
Get the draftsman mug.A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).
by C-Dub, a.k.a. the Judge August 3, 2010
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Get the Drawer mug."Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.
"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"
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(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"
by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007
Get the Draw me a kitten mug.The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.
One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.
by Jackie May 13, 2005
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see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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