douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.

What a douchenozzle

by Egiap27 February 6, 2010

Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise

Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.

by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010

douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.

Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 8, 2007

douchenugget

a word i came up with while i was bored in science class or also describing an asshole or a total DICKFACE

look at joe he's a douchenugget
look at jim he's not a douchenugget he's me

by John Dickface Doe May 26, 2010

douchenugget

Originated by the Pereira's this word refers to someone who is a total douchebag so much that they are a douchenugget.

Sean: Toms such a douchebag
Dan: Yeah, hes a fucking douchenugget

by EpicDan August 22, 2009

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 12, 2008