poseur-douchebag

A social parasite that needs to be hunted down and be terminated with extreme prejudice, activities include but not limited to:

Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.

poseur-douchebag is/was the popular guy in high school/college.

by d_bomb August 20, 2008

total fucking douchebag

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.

Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

by bobzemuda January 12, 2006

douchebag flotilla

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

by zornimal December 15, 2008

Doucheburg

A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.

"Dude, Steve was trying to guilt trip me again."
"He's such a doucheburg, you don't even know."

by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009

gucci douchebag

1) Beautiful, attractive, sexy man who's a total douche.

Hey girl hey why don't you call Malcolm and invite him to the party?

Bitch please, that gucci douchebag would be flirting with other girls the whole night.

What a shame - he looks like a walking ad for Express.

by G2C^2 October 11, 2009

Mafia Douchebag

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.

Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.

by BorisSDT June 23, 2011

Douchebag Theory

In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.

Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...

by Cosban June 29, 2011