DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

Douchebag

Alex Harris.

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."

by Ajent123 August 26, 2013

Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.

That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag

by grad98cofc March 22, 2013

Douchebag

Helder

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.

by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013

douchebag

Someone who has gone to the extreme of being a dick head

Fuck the street rat Jon Mozer. He's a complete douchebag.

by Rob Martian September 13, 2014

Douchebag

A term used by a teenage girl to reference a teenage boy

Hey, look at that douchebag over there he is so rude

by Jrocket22 October 24, 2017

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017