douchebag

1.- A feminine cleaning product.

2.- My dipshit bus driver.
1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag!

2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?
by UpAllNightDude December 12, 2005
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Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.
by pampampuu June 29, 2010
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1 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure

2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY

3 a : British : a rude awakening
A brilliant NYC HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?
by Elliot Sphinxtr January 06, 2006
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People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.
People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are!
by Higel May 04, 2008
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Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker
John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.
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N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags
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