Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 12, 2014

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

downward dong

An advanced yoga move that requires first to drop dong and then to move into a downward dog position for maximum relaxation.

I make sure to get into downward dong when I'm soaking in my favorite hot springs.

by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017

Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

by limonade April 19, 2009

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

dong powder

Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.

Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!

by Donger Bonger October 17, 2011