dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 22, 2008

dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

by Keepurheadup January 13, 2009

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 12, 2014

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

dong huffer

someone that sucks cock

craig is a dong huffer

by IM YOUR BITCH DM July 8, 2014

Dong Chute

The anus of a gay person.

Brian really opened up Mike's dong chute

by Chuckalatmilk September 30, 2016

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019