by Aljosa Buttkisovic July 12, 2006

A cookie made of inland yellow plateau dirt from Haiti mixed with cooking oil, and is then left to dry on the sidewalk during a hot Haitian summer day.
Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.
Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.
Sam Blake Anderson left his home house at 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084 and went to Haiti and made a dirt cookie at which point he sold it for some dirt money.
by mr.scotty911 May 29, 2008

A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.
Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!
by Geordie97 January 31, 2008

by Horvath April 2, 2008

by Tharbiskahn June 17, 2016

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
by Tokay444 October 30, 2015
