dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 09, 2019

The Dilly Dally

A fun slang term used mostly by locals to refer to the metropolitan area of Dallas, Texas.

My friends and I are going to a bachelorette party in The Dilly Dally next week, it’s such a great place to party!

by Miranda_danda_panda May 30, 2023

dilly dally

to waste time and piss your parents off by being incredibly wait; stall

mom:"now son, dont dilly dally or i may have to spank you."

by laura R June 18, 2004

dilly whip

The curly belly-button type thing on the center of a Dilly Bar from Dairy Queen

"I started eating the dilly whip"
"It was as curly as a dilly whip"

by jay tryzelt August 20, 2006

King Dilly

One who is king of all the dillys(dildos).

Yo, u kno King Dilly can fit 69 dillys in his duffle bag.

by Yung Geezy wit a G December 02, 2007

dilly bird

A young man, usually of homosexuality, that constantly says homemade sexual innuendos which make no sense. He will most likely get annoying songs stuck in your head that will drive you crazy. People have also seen him rub/touch other men at random times. This type of person usually will not know they are gay until later in life

That damn Dilly Bird keeps rubbing my head with his dirty ass hands.

by Therealistniggayoueverknown September 04, 2015