Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015

A legit dialogue

When two people argue about something out of the ordinary.

Tim: Half life 3 isn't confirmed
Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue

by j mellow June 20, 2015

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

dildoing

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

by Phew May 5, 2004

dildo

Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.

Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.

by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005

Dillon

The most amazing boyfriend in the whole world. He makes you feel loved even when you least deserve it. He is always there to protect and love you. He lives everyday to the fullest and never lets himself fail, he's always the best he can be. He is roughly six feet tall, has long hair, gorgeous eyes that will make you want to fall in love with him all over again everytime you look into them and a smile that is worth a millon words. When you look into his eyes, you feel a connection, a feeling you won't get with anyone else. The way he makes you feel when he wraps his arms around you is unexplainable. They say that Disneyland/Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth where all your dreams come true but they have obviously never been in his arms. He is amazingly good at playing guitar,piano and drums. When he sings to you, with that gorgeous voice, it makes your heart melt. All the sweet poems and songs he writes for and about you, make you think about how perfect Dillon really is, and make you realize if you lost him, you wouldn't know what to do with your life and you would be completely lost. He makes you forget about all the bad that was in your past, how happy you are in the present and all the great experiences you will have together in your future. I won't ever let him go, he is perfect inside and out. I could not ask for a better boyfriend. And Baby, You make me the happiest girl ever<3

No one can compare to Dillon

by Meow.RawR.SKKK November 6, 2011

Dildo Faggins

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006