Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Curled Deuces

Essentially, curled deuces is a piece sign bent at the knuckle and finger joint "curled". Curled Deuces are the thing to "deuce" Its like if a Claw and a Deuce (piece sign) had a baby.

In the photo, I had to chuck up my curled deuces, you know how it is.

by #SuperBISS October 27, 2011

deuces wild

Diarrhea, liquid feces

I had some Taco Bell for lunch and and later I had some deuces wild.

by Billy Pal January 11, 2009

Droppin a deuce

Taking a crap ..........

YO I'll be right back I gots to go drop a duece

by Antawn Brooks August 11, 2004

Wang Deuce

while having butt sex the woman or man makes a deuce and the other man sticks his Wang in the deuce

Wang Deuce

by chrisg69 April 5, 2009

Chug a Deuce

Suggestion. Eat Shit. To heartily swallow a no.2

That guy was mouthing off at me so I just told him to chug a deuce.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

Deuced

Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.

Man, I just got fucking deuced!

by Your Almighty God July 15, 2006