Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

flerby derby

When you are a little shmirby werby.

Flerby derby, you’re a little shmirby werby.

by Ssssage.g November 23, 2021

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Derby Deeks, The

The Deeks as only The Derby Dinning Center at Kansas State University can instigate

1. Holy dog, I got The Derby Deeks from D-Line, dude!

2. We gotta get back to Hay--I feel The Derby Deeks 'bout to drop!

by Mac March 14, 2003

Derbi

Describing someone who is a derp and kind of retarded. Similar to "dumbass" or "retard"

Hey look at Justin, he was screaming in the kitchen for no reason, what a derbi!

by its_lit6969 January 2, 2022

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021