priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.
Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.
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Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight
Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.
by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022
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Derbi

Describing someone who is a derp and kind of retarded. Similar to "dumbass" or "retard"
Hey look at Justin, he was screaming in the kitchen for no reason, what a derbi!
by its_lit6969 January 2, 2022
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Normanton Derby

No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.
Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby
by Pillcock January 19, 2022
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K-Derby

Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.

Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
by k@thyl& July 31, 2010
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Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g
by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017
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Roller Derby Scowl

When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!
Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!
by Peter Rooter August 18, 2025
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