Detention

A special room in high school, where you go if you do something very severe,

1. Insubordination

2. Get caught cheating

3. Bad-mouthing a teacher

4. Get caught leaving the school grounds before school is over

5. Fighting with a fellow student or faculty.

The student who was in violation has to collect all their assignments from their assigned teachers, and they are not allowed to go to the cafeteria for their lunch break, lunch is to be eaten in the detention room.

I was put in detention for giving my study hall teacher the one finger-salute for being a smart-ass. That was the only time I was put in detention

by Saints September 21, 2003

directioner

They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.

If you still wear stripes and think it's funny, you aren't a directioner.

by The queen of them November 18, 2012

Directioner

Directioners are the best fandom in the whole world. They are a fandom based off of One Direction. They are great at hacking into airport security cameras, CCTV's, figuring our their blood types and even Penis sizes, and finding out what time the boys were born and in what hospital, how much they weighed as a baby, etc. Directioners are also smart. They're the most popular fandom in the world by ruling Wattpad, YouTube, Twitter, Google, and Tumblr, and many other sites. They are very excellent at making fanfics, photo edits, videos and they are the most updated fandom ever that keeps the biggest boyband in the world strong. Oh, and we are also the horniest fandom, so don't be surprised if you see one of us reading One Direction smut.

Directioner: Niall's blood type is A. Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991. Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches. Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born . Harry's blood type is B.
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner

by 5DirectionofSummerMix November 20, 2017

Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.

The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.

by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010

One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

false rejection

(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?

EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/

Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)

EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?

*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!

by zerO_One May 19, 2017

Defecation

Defecation of Feceation is the act or process in which organisms in your body help remove solid or semisolid waste materials from the digestive tract, which exits through the anus. This is done by Waves of muscular contraction known as peristalsis. In the walls of the colon move fecal matter is moved through the digestive tract towards the anus where it is released.

John had to go to the toilet after dinner and he dropped defecations out of his anus into the toilet.

by Daniel Morton September 14, 2008