He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.
by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022

Cool as shit 😎 👍 but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.
by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

by Dantlover69 April 11, 2023

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"
by user 2123456543212345 August 3, 2017

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_
by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
by sleepsloop December 3, 2020
