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Dumple dick

Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.
The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.
by Atracey April 2, 2015
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kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
by feegina December 11, 2010
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Dapple Bomber

when you're giving a guy a hand job and the penis is aimed up at his face, and it explodes on him and lands in his mouth. usually accompanied by a 5 second countdown
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...BLAST OFF! now thats a Dapple Bomber!
by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010
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Dumpleganger

Noun: An individual wearing a mask of your face, that ambushes you while you're taking a shit and starts enthusiastically fucking you. (in any orifice of the dumpleganger's preference)

Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin
I barely had time to pinch a loaf before my dumpleganger burst in and started fucking my face!
by Professor Butt Knuckle January 27, 2016
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damper

when a girl isnt quite wet enough, you like your own fingers inableing them to slide right on in
man..i had to pull out a damper last nite
by evan October 10, 2005
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dimple

a pimple located on a male's penis/ dick or relative pubic reigon. (Dick pIMPLE)
by CMONEY17 December 31, 2008
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dampie

nasty and wet, overly soft and moist
That pussy is dampie
by Tyler December 30, 2004
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