Dad 

a big fap daddy that caresses you at night

shrek:I am your Dad
little child: oh yes

Dad by sony swag man May 31, 2018

Dad 

The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always

My dads always been here

My father left me when I was6 months old

Father - not always there

Dad- raises you

Dad by Ali damin October 15, 2018

Dad 

Lmao what's that?

White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!"
Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"

Dad by NPKN August 21, 2018

Dad 

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

Dad by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad 

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

Dad by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

dad 

left me

he went to tesco and left me there bye dad i said

dad by the white version of big smoke April 19, 2020

Dad 

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

Dad by The memes loser May 20, 2020