Ben Cousins

To smash heaps of meth over a three day weekend after a professional game of Aussie Rules Football...

Deano did a bit of a Ben Cousins after the North Melbourne match last weekend.

by jadedCunt December 24, 2008

Second Cousin

A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball

"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"

by The bitch came back February 5, 2015

cous cous

the food so nice they named it twice

im going to go eat A LOT of cous cous

by larry carank January 31, 2009

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

by DavidAGL October 19, 2010

fat cousin

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

by xzybit January 14, 2005