crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".

Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.

by klar June 24, 2007

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.

Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.

by schadenfrude May 31, 2009

crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord

dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn

by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

crystal meth

What powerthirst is.

Powerthirst is crystal meth!

by Cpt. Lhurgoyf January 27, 2010

CRYSTAL COVE

An upscale strip mall on a stretch of P.C.H. sandwiched between NEWPORT BEACH and LAGUNA BEACH.Twelve dollar hamburgers...Two hundred dollar cooking utensils...Day spa's...Hot milfy's pulling up in Escalades and Bentley sedans-kid in tow-for some shopping at the Gap...40/50 something guys in Astons and Ferraris sipping Starbux-and projecting power via horsepower...2-20 million dollar homes in the hills behind the mall...all overlooking the Pacific.In other words...A WHITE RAP VIDEO...only it's real.

NEWPORT COAST RESIDENT WITH BINOCULARS:"Looks like Jim cashed in some Broadcom stock options and bought a FORD GT.Take a look.He just pulled in to CRYSTAL COVE."

NEIGHBOR:"I'm not puttin'up with that! Time to take the cover off the McLAREN...goin' down for a cup of coffee."

N.C.R.W.B-"My VEYRON was just delivered a coupla' days ago.I'm right behind 'ya.He has to be put in check!"

by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005