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Critter

A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.
Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!
by ErinGoo January 25, 2024
mugGet the Crittermug.

Bikini Critter

Another word used for a species in the furry community called a Protogen
Bro, you are a bikini critter! You look like you have a bikini on.
by CatBoxFox November 28, 2022
mugGet the Bikini Crittermug.

lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.
person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025
mugGet the lampshade crittermug.

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