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The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!
by Noel S December 3, 2003
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Crisps

Crisps are another word for potato chips especially in the UK.
Morgan and Ainsley were Morgan's place, watching Bullitt starring Steve McQueen while eating a bowl of crisps.
by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019
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quarter life crisis

The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
by JBInc May 12, 2004
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crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.
"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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Cripes

An exclamtion found somewhere inbetween the words ‘crap’ and ‘Christ’.
Cripes, I forgot my keys again!!
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20
"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"
by Mandielanious May 12, 2004
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