What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006

Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up

Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down

by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

craps

a Dice game

let's play craps amigo

by ac April 25, 2004

ass cramps

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

by {myc} July 19, 2009

crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

crapsack

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements

Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.

by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006

crapskis

another way of saying crap.

Crapskis! I didn't know that was going to happen.

Holy Crapskis!

by ~*PoCa*~ October 15, 2007