Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 09, 2010

sack crab

A person who follows you around, or invades your space therefore riding your "sack" or "nutsack".

Joeys little brother was hovering around like a little "sack crab"

by LexisMom09 April 13, 2009

crab cock

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 06, 2005

Crab Ladder

Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.

Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!

by MadMatt74 November 16, 2003

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009

crab circle

a circle of people making crab gestures in a pool while chanting 'crab circle'

We like to fuck around and do crab circles in our free time

by itsalexbitch December 11, 2011