Croasty

A croasted sandwich.

Or a toasted sandwich with a croissant :)

"What did you make for dinner?"
"A croasty"

by froggyfriendz October 9, 2019

Croc Pot

When you and a group of your closest mates gather around a croc sandal and each viciously fuck a hole on the sandal. After a few of you cum its just some meat marinating in its juices hence the name croc pot.

"Hey wanna gather the bois and do a croc pot?"

"Hell Yeah!!"

by Unoriginaltwat January 7, 2020

Crock of Fuck

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

by ascernman March 24, 2020

Crocing

the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.

bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?

by StaticHD May 5, 2020

crocabearamoose

An animal in fred the movie

“i’m gonna go catch me a crocabearamoose”

by bigpapi743201 May 9, 2020

Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016