clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 17, 2009

manhole cover

Condoms for gay men.

Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

by Shawnster April 28, 2005

Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

by delta1020 January 15, 2009

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

cunt cover

panties' women's underwear

girl1: i got some cute cunt covers at victoria's secret!

girl2: omg!!!1

by phil niggason February 20, 2012

cover band

a band that does not approach a tune or tunes from a different angle...basically just dusts it off, polishes it up and regurgitates - no that this is a bad thing, it just singles a certain level of talent...

phish is not a cover band

by johnny smokes March 27, 2003

Cover or show

Cover or show ~ to show yourself or cover yourself to somone, (to send nude pictures of yourself to somone)

Send x for cover or show

by Jonny Boyle October 18, 2017