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Burt the couch

A couch that is taken everywhere (Town, Beach and School etc) it is normally picked up from a tip/dump and "Pimped" with love/care make it looking somewhat decent.

Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.

If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.

Rules:

1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)

2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.

3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.

4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.

5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.

Not to be confused with levis couch
"Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma

They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.

"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom

Burt the couch never sleeps
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couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
by Johnny452 September 16, 2006
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Moving the couch

To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.
by Cojack55 December 28, 2014
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couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.
Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.
by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016
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couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.
Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...
by LeenaTime January 17, 2017
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couch-wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."
by Candylaw December 17, 2012
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couch activities

couch activities are activities on a couch consisting of cuddling,sexy time, and or just chillin
me and skylar were doing couch activities last week
by j03huq November 9, 2022
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