Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020

Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Zodiac Coping

The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.

Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!

by PolyPixl09 February 13, 2022

Chicken Cooping

When you fuck someone in a chicken coop.

I’m chicken cooping ur mom.
I’m going to chicken coop your sister.

by Chicken Cooper March 20, 2022

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Dry Coping

Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.

“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
“Yes it is” -Wet Chad

by Wigily Wizard December 6, 2023