congrangled

The action of being congrangle. To be mixed up in the past tense.

This is one big congrangled mess!

by Constantine Jones February 21, 2014

Contragipate

To deliver a forceful blow to an enemies chin with ones scrotum.

It took my five years to track him down. All I had to go by was newspaper clippings and whiskey filled memories. When I found him he was in a cheap motel. Hell, the door was even unlocked. I walked in and saw him laying dead on the floor, face up. There was only one thing I could do. I dropped my pants, right there and then and contragipated him. The feelings of revenge and redemption were almost to overwhelming for me to go on. But later that night, in my own bed....I slept like a child.

by UnfoldingJonson January 6, 2015

contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017

Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.

R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.

by Hehshdn February 16, 2018

Contrabungla

The result after 9 months following the failure to use contraceptives.

"My mum said I was an accident"
"I'm sorry, did you say you were a contrabungla?"

by Shiiomizu September 3, 2019

Contange

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023