Concombrevolantophobia

The fear of flying cucumbers.

Chucky from Rugrats is probably has Concombrevolantophobia.

by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011

Console port

A game that has been primarily developed for consoles and then ported to PC, often lacking standard features like dedicated servers and mod support. However, the games themselves are often dumbed down trash because 99% of console games suck.

Hey bro, did you play the PC demo for Crysis 2?! DirectX 9, no graphical options, and it's a clone of CoD! Fucking console port!

by Chris the nasty PC elitist April 6, 2011

consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

Censorship

An evil to society. Now they censor everything in the US fucking A. Just because a bunch of dumb religious parents don't want their kids to know what a penis is doesn't mean the rest of society should be prevented from knowing. Plus many things censored are natural instincts (sex, masturbation, etc.) and therefore people will find ways to learn about them, even with censorship.

The worst part of censorship is *********************

by your mother wants me October 29, 2005

console fanboy

someone who prefers one make of console over all other and slanders the rest

"dude like the playstation is like TOTALLY the BEST console, nintendo and microsoft suck"
*stabs fanboy*

by Grim d February 14, 2005

consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007

condoleeza rice

1.) Orthodontically challenged female
sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.

1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.

by Clevelandchick September 20, 2005