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connecticut

absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.

the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.
Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.
by heckinweirdo! May 3, 2018
mugGet the connecticutmug.

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot
My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot
by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025
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Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.
New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.
by CathayJule April 7, 2021
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Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-
by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011
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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
mugGet the Connecticut Handjobmug.

Connecticut fuck

When she said pull out so you pulled out for a second and then went back in and nutted so she got pregnant
Your that type of person that does a Connecticut fuck
by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
mugGet the Connecticut fuckmug.

Connecticuter

Mikhail said the most Connecticuter thing ever.”😂
by Bkk October 18, 2023
mugGet the Connecticutermug.

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