confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

confuselaged

deeply confused, quantified to the size of "the main body of an aircraft."

Midge: "An ideal point source distributes light equally in all directions."

Bob: "Then what's an non-ideal point source? Im so confuselaged"

by Mintylikesdictionaries March 31, 2015

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

confuseleding

When your trying to explain something and fail miserably its a mix of confused puzzeling and throw an in gon the end for the fun of it.....mint

This is so confuseleding

by bobster the lobster May 16, 2017

confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

conjused

The word Fui's and friends use to describe someone who is very full of themselves.

You know that Amin, he is always telling me about his home and job that he thinks is the best, he is so conjused, very conjused, the Most conjused!

by jack off king June 15, 2018