conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016

Condescending Fuck Hole

A person usually who is annoying, fucking stupid and has a extremly small penis.

MAria-That Guy was drunk and crazy last night.

jake-What a Condescending Fuck Hole.

by Rich5500 March 18, 2011

codding

Having sexual relations with one or more persons in full public view whilst on a boat, either on the ocean or land-locked bodies of water, with strangers looking on. Dogging, basically, but with a nautical feel.

The couple were caught codding off the coast of Ireland, with several other boats in attendance.

by codder May 18, 2010

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 22, 2005

cape-codder

when making a left turn, pulling out across one lane AND stopping right there in the lane, until a viable opening occurs.

On the Cape, Rte 6 being a single lane in each direction, is really the only/main road. It is very difficult to make a left turn when summer traffic is heavy. So what do you do, you pull out across one lane blocking traffic, wait for an opening and go.

That crazy trapper just pulled a cape-codder, nearly caused a pile-up.

by kayman714 April 23, 2009

condescend

"To condescend" derived from the Latin term " au-nus kirenus holus."

This word means to act like a smart person, and call everyone a fucking stupid cum head.

This word was very controversial during its time, because it was made by a person with many major flaws, for example, Down syndrome. Kiren Unger basappa is thought to be the creator of this, the dumbest word ever, because he is the only person alive today to be this fucking stupid.

-(I'm sorry Kiran Alex made me do it)

I hate to condescend, but...

by muzwer December 1, 2014

codding

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

by Prometheus2000 March 17, 2008