Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

by rpsychopath January 13, 2024

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021