Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian
by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015
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Columbian Ball Buster

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"
by pimpster69420 September 17, 2023
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columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.
The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.
by Mr Carl October 29, 2015
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The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 06, 2010
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Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
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Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.
Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.
by Boosty February 24, 2021
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columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.
We drove the columbian moving van last night.
by fuckingendme July 18, 2016
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