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columbian confetti

He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.
by Ladnor Nosnibor July 20, 2022
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time
"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!
by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017
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columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.
Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.
by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016
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chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it
by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
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